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Easter Egg Cunt

Dear whore from the magazine who convinced me that I should make “EASySTER” chocolate bowls using balloons and melted chocolate. I can’t seem to find the picture of you on your hands and knees cleaning up the post apocalyptic chocolate explosions that have put me into holiday PTSD....
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