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Easter Egg Cunt
Dear whore from the magazine who convinced me that I should make “EASySTER” chocolate bowls using balloons and melted chocolate. I can’t seem to find the picture of you on your hands and knees cleaning up the post apocalyptic chocolate explosions that have put me into holiday PTSD....
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Running Scared (with no ashtrays in sight)
I decided not to hit Snooze this AM so I could get in an extra cigarette before my introduction to the Honey Badger Running Club down in Plymouth at 6:30. That turned out be a good idea because I had time to map out my drive to ensure I wouldn’t be...
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