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Auntie Christ calls in for Confession with Father Scott
RIP Catherine Betta-Jones
Today, freshwater ecosystems across the globe are reeling from the loss of one of their own. At 5PM GMT, the news broke that Catherine Betta-Jones had died peacefully in her coin jar surrounded by close family and algae. Born to humble beginnings near the banks of the Chao...
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Brady Bunch S1E1 – Pilot Episode: “The Honeymoon” – Full Transcription, script
Alice – Are you finished with this juice Peter? Mike – Ok, now look boys let’s all eat a good a breakfast today. I know you’re bound to be nervous, but we have to have plenty of nourishment and energy and that’s why it’s important to have a...
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Adorable Cape Stripper Brings the Junk to Afghan Soldiers
I love this woman! No drama, no bones, no bullshit! “Yeah, I ended up giving one of the guys a lap dance” – like it was a side of fries. I gotta get one of those headbands!
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The Fisters. Ahem, The Fosters…Pilot Episode
With Mad Men on hiatus for the summer, Bates Motel wrapped for Season 2 and the World’s Next Drag Superstar recently crowned on RuPaul’s Drag Race, I’m clambering for some new binge-worthy, Netflixy stimuli (bonus for adolescent angst). On a recommendation from the #delitwins, I’ve decided to check...
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Strip Search
Aging reminds me that my own level of happiness is directly proportionate to my level of gratitude for all the great things in my life. It’s too easy for me to get pulled into my own cynical spiraling thought suck. So, when asked to take a 2-day trip...
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